From Mushrooms to Mustaches: 101 Super Mario Jokes

101 Super Mario Jokes That Will Have You Laughing Like Luigi

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Whether you grew up stomping Goombas or you’re new to the Mushroom Kingdom, Super Mario is pure gaming joy. But did you know it’s also prime territory for top-tier jokes? That’s right, from fire flowers to floating bricks, Mario’s world is basically a comedy goldmine—with just the right amount of plumber puns and Koopa comedy.

So grab a mushroom, hop on Yoshi, and prepare to laugh your warp pipe off with these 101 Mario-themed jokes, puns, and one-liners!

🍄 Classic Mario Jokes

1. Why did Mario break up with Peach?
   Because she was acting a little Koopa-crazy.
2. What’s Mario’s favorite type of pants?
   Denim, denim, denim.
3. Why don’t Goombas go to school?
   Because they always get stomped on!
4. How does Mario talk to ghosts?
   With a “Boo”-tooth headset.
5. Why did Luigi bring a ladder to the castle?
   To level up!
6. What do you get when you cross Mario and a bagel?
   A “Super Dough-nio!”
7. Why did Bowser fail at karaoke?
   Because he always tried to steal the show.
8. What’s Mario’s favorite workout?
   Jumping to conclusions.
9. Why does Yoshi never lie?
   Because he always sticks out his tongue when he’s hiding something.
10. What’s Princess Peach’s favorite room in the castle?
    The "powder-up" room.

🎮 Power-Up Puns

11. What’s Mario’s favorite type of tea?
    Mushroom tea.
12. Why did the Fire Flower go on a date with the Ice Flower?
    Opposites attract.
13. What power-up does Mario use when he’s out of jokes?
    A Pun-der Star.
14. What do you call a Koopa with a jetpack?
    Shell on wheels.
15. What’s Bowser’s favorite board game?
    Risk. Obviously.
16. What happens when you eat too many mushrooms?
    You start seeing stars.
17. Why did Mario fail math class?
    He kept jumping to conclusions.
18. Why does Luigi carry a vacuum?
    He likes to “suck” at ghost hunting.
19. How do Mario and Luigi text?
    With Super Smash Bros.
20. Why did the 1-Up Mushroom get promoted?
    It kept giving people life!

🐢 Koopas & Company

21. What’s Bowser’s least favorite key?
    The “Escape” key.
22. Why was the Koopa shell so aggressive?
    It had a hard outer attitude.
23. What do you call a depressed Goomba?
    A “low-level” enemy.
24. Why did Lakitu get banned from the weather channel?
    Too much cloud bias.
25. What’s Dry Bones’ favorite song?
    "I’ve Got No Body to Love."
26. How do Koopas stay in shape?
    They do shell-ups.
27. Why did the Hammer Bro start a podcast?
    He had too many hot takes.
28. What does Bowser do on weekends?
    Takes shell-fies.
29. How does Bowser like his steak?
    Well Koopa-ed.
30. What do you call a Goomba who’s always late?
    A slowpoke-mon.

🍑 Princess Peachy Jokes

31. What does Peach use to get ready?
    A power-up palette.
32. Why did Peach start a band?
    Because she had royal pipes.
33. Who is Peach’s favorite actor?
    Chris Pratt... allegedly.
34. How does Peach answer the phone?
    “Hi! This is Peach, I’m in another castle.”
35. What’s Peach’s favorite dance move?
    The “Toad-stomp.”
36. What do you call Peach when she wins Mario Kart?
    Queen of the Tracks.
37. Why did Mario ghost Peach?
    She kept sending him on quests.
38. What’s Peach’s favorite drink?
    Koopa Kola.
39. Why does Peach make bad puns?
    Because she’s a pun-cess.
40. Why is Peach always late?
    She keeps getting kidnapped!

🧪 Mushroom Kingdom Mayhem

41. What’s Mario’s least favorite fruit?
    Banana peels.
42. Why don’t Goombas use elevators?
    They’re always getting pushed down.
43. What do you call a lazy Toad?
    Fungus Amongus.
44. Why did the Bullet Bill get therapy?
    Because it had too much rage.
45. Why is the Mario universe terrible at parking?
    Because they always hit the blocks!
46. Why can’t you play hide and seek with Luigi?
    Because he's always in a mansion.
47. What did the Thwomp say to the floor?
    “We keep hitting it off!”
48. Why did Yoshi go to therapy?
    He had abandonment issues.
49. Why are Toads always in a good mood?
    Because they're always spotted with friends!
50. What’s the Mario Bros' favorite candy?
    Starbursts.

🏁 Rapid Fire for the Final 51

51. What does Mario eat when he's cold? Mushroom soup.
52. What’s Luigi’s least favorite sound? Wah.
53. Why don’t Toads like coffee? It makes them jumpy.
54. How does Bowser relax? Shell-f care.
55. What’s Mario’s favorite school subject? Jumpology.
56. Why did Wario get kicked out of therapy? He couldn’t stop gas-ing everyone.
57. What’s a Boo’s favorite food? Spook-ghetti.
58. Why don’t Yoshis use cell phones? Because they eat their data.
59. Why is Mario bad at tennis? Because he can’t stop jumping the net.
60. Why did Bowser fail the spelling bee? He spelled “Koopa” with a Q.
61. What’s Peach’s favorite game? Hide-and-seek (aka being in another castle).
62. What did the green shell say to the red shell? “Slow your roll.”
63. What’s the best advice from Mario? Never trust a floating brick.
64. What kind of car does Mario drive? A Koopa convertible.
65. Why are Toads so positive? They’re born fungi.
66. Why did Mario start a cooking show? He’s always in hot sauce.
67. What do Koopas use to surf the web? Shell-browsers.
68. Why is Luigi always tired? He’s got ghost problems.
69. Why don’t Mario and Sonic hang out much? Different speeds.
70. What’s a Fire Flower’s hobby? Flame wars.
71. Why did Donkey Kong get grounded? He was going bananas.
72. How does Mario stay organized? He uses block scheduling.
73. What’s Mario’s ringtone? “It’s-a me!”
74. What’s Toad’s favorite hobby? Mushroom crafting.
75. What kind of shoes do Goombas wear? None. That’s why they’re grumpy.
76. Why did Peach start a garden? She wanted more flower power.
77. What does Mario say to his enemies? “Pipe down!”
78. Why did Bowser go to traffic school? Too many shell citations.
79. What’s Luigi’s favorite movie? Ghostbusters.
80. What does a Boo do at a party? Disappear.
81. Why is Yoshi always on time? He’s got that dino-drive.
82. What’s Mario’s ideal vacation? Mushroom Kingdom staycation.
83. Why did the Koopa quit his job? Shell fatigue.
84. What’s Toad’s go-to karaoke song? “I Will Survive.”
85. Why do Mario and Luigi never fight? Because bros before Bowser.
86. What’s Waluigi’s favorite instrument? The Wah-harmonica.
87. Why did Yoshi eat the calendar? He wanted to “digest” time.
88. What’s a Goomba’s biggest fear? Monday morning Mario.
89. What did Mario say to the lazy brick? “Get a move-on, blockhead!”
90. What’s a Boo’s favorite holiday? Halloween, duh.
91. What’s Mario’s favorite exercise? Jumping jacks. Emphasis on jumping.
92. Why was Luigi always picked last? Because no one wanted the Player 2 vibe.
93. What’s a Toad’s dream job? Sporecaster.
94. Why did the Mushroom cross the road? To get stomped by Mario.
95. What do you call a sneaky Bowser? A sly-rant.
96. What’s Mario’s favorite pickup line? “You must be a power-up, 'cause you just gave me life.”
97. Why did Peach break up with Bowser? Toxic shell-ationship.
98. What’s Toad’s least favorite book? Fifty Shades of Red Shell.
99. Why does Luigi wear green? Because jealousy is a lifestyle.
100. What’s Mario’s guilty pleasure? Smashing bros.
101. And finally—Why did Mario become a plumber?
     Because he couldn’t handle the “pressure” of being normal.

Whether you grew up rescuing Princess Peach or just recently started drifting through Rainbow Road, one thing’s for sure—Super Mario is timeless. These jokes are just a fun reminder that the Mushroom Kingdom isn’t all boss battles and banana peels—sometimes it’s about laughing at the chaos, the memes, and Mario’s uncanny ability to survive a 100-foot fall into a haystack. Or was that someone else?

So next time you hear that iconic “It’s-a me!”—crack a smile, drop a pun, and maybe even share a laugh with your Player 2. Because whether you’re dodging red shells, stomping Goombas, or just humming the underground theme song in the shower (we all do it), the joy of Mario lives on—in gameplay and in giggles.

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