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  • Clue is outdated and wastes time with slow movement and random guessing—modern mystery board games let you actually solve cases.
  • Games like Mysterium, Deception: Murder in Hong Kong, and Sherlock Holmes Consulting Detective offer deeper stories, logic, and suspense.
  • If you love detective games, it’s time to retire Clue and upgrade to better alternatives that offer real deduction and fun gameplay.

Why You Shouldn't Play CLUE Anymore – And What to Play Instead

Clue (or Cluedo, for our European friends) has had a long, respectable run as the murder mystery board game. But let’s be real—it’s time to retire it. After 75 years, this classic whodunit just doesn’t hold up against today’s modern board games.

The outdated mechanics, frustrating gameplay, and lack of real deduction make it feel more like a chore than an exciting mystery. If you’re still playing Clue, you might be missing out on way better alternatives that actually make you feel like a detective.

Here are six solid reasons why Clue deserves to be locked away in the study forever—plus six modern mystery games that do it better.

Still Playing CLUE? Here’s Why It’s Time to Move On

1. Clue Wastes Your Time

Ever been stuck in a hallway for multiple turns because you rolled low? Yeah, that’s Clue for you. In a game about solving a murder, you spend more time walking around aimlessly than actually collecting clues. If you roll poorly, you just do nothing on your turn—which is not only boring but completely unfair if other players are making progress.

A Better Game: Chronologic Paris 1920

Chronologic Paris 1920 keeps things moving by letting you ask a question every single turn—no dice rolls, no wasted moves. It’s a race to solve a poisoning at the Paris Opera House by tracking characters’ movements across a timeline, rather than wandering aimlessly through a mansion.

Clue feels like a detective with a two-hour commute; Chronologic is like jumping straight into a high-stakes case.

2. Clue is Drab and Dull

For a game about murder, Clue sure lacks drama. The tiny metal revolver and candlestick might’ve been cool in 1949, but modern players need more than that to stay engaged.

A Better Game: Mysterium

If you want a mystery game with actual atmosphere, Mysterium delivers in spades. One player takes on the role of a ghost trying to reveal their killer, while the others are psychics trying to interpret bizarre dreamlike visions.

Instead of asking “Was it Colonel Mustard in the ballroom?”, you’re staring at an abstract painting of a Victorian clown riding a giant bird and trying to figure out what it means. It’s weird, intense, and so much more fun than dry note-taking.

3. Clue Doesn't Make Any Sense

One of Clue’s most ridiculous flaws? Your character can be the murderer, and you don’t even know it. Imagine spending the whole game searching for the killer, only to suddenly remember— oops, it was me!

A Better Game: Deception: Murder in Hong Kong

In Deception: Murder in Hong Kong, one player is the murderer, and their job is to mislead everyone else. The forensic scientist knows the answer but can only give cryptic clues—while the murderer tries to throw suspicion on others.

The result? An intense, psychological battle of bluffing, deduction, and deception. It’s basically Knives Out—but you get to play it.

4. Clue is the Worst Whodunit Story Ever Told

Most murder mysteries have exciting twists and red herrings. Clue? It’s just: “I think it’s Professor Plum with the lead pipe.” Wrong. Next guess.

No dramatic interrogations. No shocking betrayals. No real detective work. Just mindless process-of-elimination.

A Better Game: Sherlock Holmes Consulting Detective

Instead of checking a list of names and weapons, Consulting Detective drops you into a real Sherlock Holmes case. You’ll read through case files, interview suspects, visit crime scenes, and follow leads across 19th-century London.

Rather than guessing at random, you’ll piece together clues and make logical deductions—you know, like actual detectives.

5. Clue Holds You Back with Pointless Restrictions

Why do you need to be physically inside a room to make an accusation? Why does someone else’s turn drag you across the board against your will? Clue’s movement rules feel more like an obstacle course than a murder mystery.

A Better Game: Paranormal Detectives

Paranormal Detectives lets you ask any question you want, right from the start. The catch? The ghost answering you can only communicate using tarot cards, Ouija boards, charades, or even drawing while someone moves their hand.

This leads to absolutely wild moments—like trying to decipher what a ghost is telling you through a weirdly shaped piece of string. Instead of restrictive rules, the game is creative, fast-paced, and hilarious.

6. Clue Isn't Fun for Kids

Not only is Clue boring for adults, but it’s also too complicated and dry for younger kids. If you want to introduce deduction games to children, there are much better options.

A Better Game: Outfoxed!

Instead of a murder, Outfoxed! is about tracking down a sneaky fox who stole a pie. Players work together to collect clues, and a cool decoder device reveals which fox it could be.

It’s perfect for ages 4-8, teaching logical deduction without any of Clue’s outdated nonsense. Once they get older, they can graduate to games like Chronicles of Crime or Deception: Murder in Hong Kong.

It's Time to Move On from Clue

Clue was great in its time. But in 2025, there’s no reason to play it when so many better mystery games exist.

🚫 Wastes your time → ✅ Play Chronologic Paris 1920 instead
🚫 Dull and outdated → ✅ Try Mysterium for some eerie fun
🚫 Makes no sense → ✅ Deception: Murder in Hong Kong is way more logical
🚫 Lacks a real story → ✅ Sherlock Holmes Consulting Detective lets you solve actual cases
🚫 Restrictive and frustrating → ✅ Paranormal Detectives is way more creative
🚫 Not fun for kids → ✅ Outfoxed! is a perfect family mystery game

It’s time to bludgeon Clue with a candlestick and upgrade your game nights.

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Mar 4, 2025
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